egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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420

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sliceofbri:

spoken-not-written:

am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature

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onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

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Don’t fuck with boys who:

thedangerousautumn:

* are mean to their mothers
* are against feminism
* only want you for your body
* will/are leading you on
* think you owe them something
* think they are entitled to your body

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luke: [walkie talkie noise]
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rejectingclifford:

WHY IS MICHAEL LIKE THIS 

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irweed:

we’re listening to the radio in class and amnesia came on and this guy was like “why would u wanna wake up with amnesia?” and this other guy was like “to forget about the stupid little things bro”

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tskiyamas:

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

OK SERPOISULY IF ONE OF YOU GUYS REBLOGS THIS POST ONE MORE TIME I’M GOING TO FUCKING SHOVE A FUCKING WHALE’S ASSHOLE IN YOUR THROAT. TTHIS HAPPENED IN FUCKING AAPRIL. APRIL. LET THIS POST DIE. PLEASE /. THE CAESAR GUY IS GONE. DEAD. NONEXISTANT. SAY GOODBYE TO HIM BEC AUSE HE IS NEVER RETURNING . 5 MONTHS LATER AND I STILL GET CAESAR MESSGAES. STOP TIHIS. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. IT’ S TIME TO LET IT GO

tskiyamas:

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

OK SERPOISULY IF ONE OF YOU GUYS REBLOGS THIS POST ONE MORE TIME I’M GOING TO FUCKING SHOVE A FUCKING WHALE’S ASSHOLE IN YOUR THROAT. TTHIS HAPPENED IN FUCKING AAPRIL. APRIL. LET THIS POST DIE. PLEASE /. THE CAESAR GUY IS GONE. DEAD. NONEXISTANT. SAY GOODBYE TO HIM BEC AUSE HE IS NEVER RETURNING . 5 MONTHS LATER AND I STILL GET CAESAR MESSGAES. STOP TIHIS. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. IT’ S TIME TO LET IT GO

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2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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I will never be okay

revputty:

halloween’s coming back around and you know what that means. fucken scary godmother that’s Right every single night i’m gonna watch that shit

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